I think I’m behind on hosting bills or something, but I can’t check my emails. So send to my gmail account instead.

This week, I are mostly bin eatin’ Salad.

And I’ll exercise sometime this week too.

Salad is expensive. I could just buy a fried bento box at half the price… but…. i really shouldn’t.

Not me.

I’ve been mega busy. Too busy to update.
But, I promise to update on a more regular basis - and that’s what I say  every time!
Now that my (un)employment woes have (semi) sorted themselves out, I will try to update whenever possible.
In the last 4 months, I’ve laid out a book for a Canadian University, done flyers and adverts for various bars/clubs around Nagoya, refocused myself and then tried to focus more on music/DJing.  I’ve done some networking, played a lot of video games, and am discovering the various fun parts of Nagoya.

Tomorrow, I’m off to Ise Jingu to take some photos and finally do some much-belated travellign around Aichi-ken.

Crushmonkey is back.

Next in the series of “The [insert superlative here] [insert body part or feature] in [insert city name here]” breakcore mixes, I present to you “Have the Biggest Moustache in Nagoya” to celebrate the New Year and also to celebrate moving to Nagoya (celebrate? blaahh). Apparently I never got around to distributing the first mix in the series - but if you email me, I’ll send you a link / post a CD to you.

WARNING: Please note this is nothing like my house mix I put up a few months back. This is maniacal break/speed/thrash/death/grind/metal/scream/shit/ragga core. (Check the tracklisting to see what you’re up against) Again, if you love it enough to want cover/disc face art, I have almost finished it and can mail you a display-worthy copy of the finished product. Good luck, soldier - I hope your eardrums are up to the challenge.

This was mixed for the Domina crew in Nagoya, but now you can have it also! Aren’t I a top bloke?

[DOWNLOAD]
Tracklist: (track / title / artist) - Total Runtime - 58m51s - (96mb)
1 - Hot Fun in the Summertime - Cardopusher
2 - Piss - Doormouse
3 - Sans Soleil - Krumble
4 - Step Off - Al Corrupt
5 - Kill It - Enduser
6 - Remi - Venetian Snares
7- Aguirre Der Zorn Gottes - Abelcain
8 - I Want To Get A Tattoo Of A Wolf Howling At The Moon Inside A Wolf Howling At The Moon - Skimall
9 - Don’t Call It A Cum Stain - Captain Ahab / Toecutter
10 - Cockroach - Anarchic Hardrive
11 - Rise Above - Bong-Ra
12 - Graveyard Haters - Toecutter
13 - The Damned Don’t Cry - Krumble
14 - Punished - Dr Bastardo
15 - Look Out Fi Liar - Aaron Spectre
16 - Trick e - Society Suckers
17 - Dirty Dirty Dirty - Drop The Lime
18 - Six Million More - Doormouse
19 - Botch Up and Die - Drumcorps
20 - Monkey Time!!! - Fidel Villeneuve
21 - Scotch Chicken - DJ Scotch Egg
22 - Crap Idol - Shitmat
23 - Demon Slut - DJ Tron
24 - Licking my Sperm Off a Pig’s Cunt - Passenger Of Shit

Gomen for the lack of updates. Not much has really been happening.

I do have my old job back to some degree, but it just isn’t the same. I’ve been watching a lot of TV and i’ve listened to every song on my computer atleast 10 times already.

Thanks to everyone for their Christmas wishes, and I hope you all had a great Chrissy and will have a great New Year.
More stuff here come the New Year.  Peace

I have done it. I have moved my life and all my stuff over to Nagoya. It’s taken me a few days to get the main unpacking done, but there is still a lot more to go. I havent been buying much in the way of household stuff, but there’s some stuff I haven’t gotten around to buying yet.

For example, the other day I was totally amped about making some pasta as I was ravenous. But then when I went to to kitchen area, I remembered I didn’t have a stove. Oops. I wonder if I can make pasta in a rice cooker?

And the other day, I woke up and walked into the living room in my undies and then remembered I didn’t have any curtains in that room. Oops again. Must remember to clothe self before leaving bedroom from now on.

The other night I had walk around town and then came back home, and couldn’t figue out shy my kitchen lights weren’t coming on when I hit the switch. Oh, right - I don’t have a kitchen light, so used the bedroom one instead.

 I can’t wait until I get my first full paycheck. I also can’t wait until nova gives me my damned money - then I can actually cook something instead of eating sandwiches and bakery food.

Off to see if I can make pasta in a rice cooker now - bye!

As some of you may know, the company I work for is experiencing some technical (read: financial) difficulties. I may or may not have a job in the next little while. I was paid 2 wweks late. This is very scary when you are in another country. I have applied for other jobs and accepted one. I may be working 2 jobs in the near future and moving to Nagoya city. woop woop!

Because I had some free time the other day, I decided to get my mixing skills on and whip up a house music mix. It has funky house, and progressive house and other good stuff.

DOWNLOAD AN AWESOME HOUSE MIX HERE

Here’s the tracklist.

Please be excusing the downtime. We had some problems with domain name registration, but it is all fixed for now.

The next hurdle is getting the hosting paid for, but that will happen at the end of this month some time.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am alive - the McDonalds MegaMac (Click for YouTube Commercial) is back on sale in Japan (and has been for a few weeks now) AND IT DIDNT KILL ME. I missed the last two seasons of it (fearing cardiac arrest) and got one this time around. Four partial beef patties, mayonaise, lettuce substance, plastic cheese, pickles, no onions on a seasame seed bun.

What’s funnier is the MegaMac site. Its got some pretty cool (read:disgusting) pictures, but nothing will ever top BIRTHDAY CAKE MEGA MAC. (Mum’s singing her son Happy Birthday))

Hi. My name is Crushmonkey and I’m a tech junkie. I have bought sexy pieces of technology that don’t necessarily make my life any easier - but it does make it more enjoyable. I’ve recently bought a High Def Video Camera (thinking about upgrading to the Studio Model ) , wide-screen LCD computer monitor and want to now upgrade my TV from the 18CRT to a lovely 40″ LCD and buy a Wii or PS3 to supplement it.   I constantly seek improved homebrew with my NDS and hope to soon either buy a MIDI Controller for my PC or a SL-DX1200 turntable/mixer set (but there’s no place to store it.).  My stills camera is too old and I’m thinking of upgrading to the new Sony Alpha and I’d love a 5.1 stereo surround system even though my neighbours would hate me.

So.. What should I do? You have until 8th of April to suggest possible courses of action - then we shall embark on a fun filled adventure (interactive).